10 Random Poker Quotes

• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.