10 Random Poker Quotes

• "No river, no fish."
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."