10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- Fold and live to fold again
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine