10 Random Poker Quotes

Liquor up front, poker in the rear
With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
"The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
It's Free To Fold...