10 Random Poker Quotes

• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs