10 Random Poker Quotes

• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.