10 Random Poker Quotes

• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it