10 Random Poker Quotes

• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"