10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)