10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
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- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword