10 Random Poker Quotes

• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob