10 Random Poker Quotes
« back to poker calculator
More Random Quotes- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear