10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- It's Free To Fold...
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003