10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- "No river, no fish."
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water