10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• im going to 2 out you to death
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier