10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.