10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- Fold and live to fold again
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.