10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave