10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword