10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- Welcome to kicker school
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain