10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
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