10 Random Poker Quotes

• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• "No river, no fish."
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes