10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright