10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus