10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-