10 Random Poker Quotes

• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP