10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
anon
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers