10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• Poker is for loners.
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• You have to piss with the dick you have