10 Random Poker Quotes

• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• It's Free To Fold...
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• Fook the floosh droo!
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.