10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.