10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- im going to 2 out you to death
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- It's Free To Fold...
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- "All-in, bitches!!!"