10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.