10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz