10 Random Poker Quotes
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- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)