10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"