10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- Fook the floosh droo!
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.