10 Random Poker Quotes

• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.