10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.