10 Random Poker Quotes

• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• Welcome to kicker school
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln