10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth