10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph