10 Random Poker Quotes

• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.