10 Random Poker Quotes

• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• Fold and live to fold again
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth