10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- Fook the floosh droo!
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---