10 Random Poker Quotes

• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?