10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.