10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth