10 Random Poker Quotes

• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• Poker is for fat, American losers.