10 Random Poker Quotes

• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• im going to 2 out you to death
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson