10 Random Poker Quotes

• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• Fook the floosh droo!
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker